1) After 10 yrs:-
Teacher earns 20 lakhs, Doctor- 50 lakhs, Engineer- 60 lakhs, IAS officer – 70 lakhs
But Sanyasi – 1177 crore (Choose Your Career)
2) A Psychology Report.. When 2 couples come face to face???
WIVES look at each other's sarees and HUSBANDS look at each other's wife!!..
3) Height of Social Networking -
Teacher: Where is ur homework?
Boy: Madam, plz check in FACEBOOK. I have uploaded a copy of it & tagged you......
4) Gal 2 her brother: What r u gng to gift grandma on her bday?
Boy: Football
Gal: But grandma doesn't play football?
Boy: On my bday she gave me books...
5) Do you know why Yadiyurappa gave resignation on last day of the month (31st July)
don't know
To get a full salary
6) UKG Kid: Dad can v go to McDonald today.
Dad: ya but only when u spell McDonald correctly.
Kid thought for a moment & said, k forget it dad let's go to KFC
7 ) Teacher to kid: Write a note on Srilanka.
Kid wrote: It's a country whose map comes free along with d India map.
8) In a bar 1 guy says to another
"I luv ur mom n want to marry"
D whole bar was waiting for d other guy's response
He laughs & says
"Let's go home dad, U r tight!!"
And the best one..
9) A drunk guy falls from 1st floor.
People gathered around n asked him what happened?
He said... "I don't know, Even I came down..Just now..!!"
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